That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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