This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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