He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You can't special order awesome
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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