yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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