my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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