WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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