needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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