Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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