i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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