Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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