i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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