2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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