if you like me you must not know who I am
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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