I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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