How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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