It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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