you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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