you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
A+ Viking dick
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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