wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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