Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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