doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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