i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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