Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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