Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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