it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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