From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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