I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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