I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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