1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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