Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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