thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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