im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just found puke in my bra..
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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