after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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