Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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