This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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