I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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