once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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