were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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