I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
from now on my penis is your penis
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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