Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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