There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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