i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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