Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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