My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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