okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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