3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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