every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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