i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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