Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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