2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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